So today's rant is due to the fact that I'm going to spend hundreds of dollars repairing my friends shity iPhone. So goes like this. Not only have I been a loyal Samsung customer for some time now but I've actually been and anti Apple fan. Forget about the fact that they are chapters behind in technology, but their priority number one is style and not function.
But I digress. Back to why I'm in the hole for a couple hundred dollars for some stupid phone. I'm at the office and the boys and I are getting ready to go to lunch. As we're heading down the elevator we began to horseplay. My one friend makes an offcolor remark, so I quickly decided but his punishment was a punch in the arm. After I delivered my precise ninja like attack, my friend, out of pure terror, drops his precious iPhone. It fell no more than 3 feet, as my friend is not a tall man. But Again I digress. 36 inches folks. 36 inches... That's all it took to not only shatter this precious iPhone but to burn pixels straight through it like a cave of emptiness. I've seen some broken screens but this took the cake.
Now, me being the stoner jerk that I am, wanted to prove how much better my Galaxy was, and how much better my case was for that matter. I quickly rose my arm to shoulder height and released my phone and watch it bounce like an AT&T pin drop. I picked it up, and of course, just as I expected, nothing happened. I picked it up and did the test again just to show its superiority. He didn't care for that very much at all... Now I don't know about you, but this STONER tends to drop his phone every once in awhile. I would want to know that is not going to cost me $300 because I got up and forgot that my phone was on my lap. Fail. But, then again, this could just be a Samsung fan, who's pissed about having to fix his friends iphone.